Chiquita Buttwhack

Chiquita Buttwhack

Shame on Chiquita for making such a buttwhack product - if you’re too lazy to cut your own apple into slices then you deserve to live in a world who’s natural environment is all used up and/or ruined because of all the sliced-apple wrappers taking up room in the landfills.

Shame on you, Chiquita.

Posted at 11am on 07/06/08 | no comments | Filed Under: buttwhackdom read on

Just gimme the cigarettes

Cigarette machines' facial recognition doesn't work

With the full-scale rollout of Japan’s cigarette vending machine age-verification system just around the corner, a Sankei Sports news reporter has confirmed the existence of a minor flaw: magazine photos can be used to fool the age-verification cameras on some machines.

When the reporter went to check out the new age-verifying machines after they were introduced in the Osaka area in June, he soon discovered that

Posted at 10am on 07/03/08 | no comments | Filed Under: buttwhackdom read on

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